VIBES

kinda strange? 

WHAT YOU GO FOR

gorgeous pebble beaches of the Adriatic sea, amazing food

WHAT YOU ALSO GET

a fair amount of "eurotrash" and 18 year old kids on their gap year

BASICALLY

croatia is a summer hot spot for all of Europe and outsiders alike, its also quite a small country- the high season is absolutely absurd. two days into my trip I knew It wasn't going to work out and literally just got drunk everyday, met people, and waited for my flight out of there. the beaches are the farthest from serene, even in remote areas (where I was staying) you were sharing the water with dozens of people (loads being children). next time I visit croatia it'll be when I rent out a big house with a private beach with a bunch of babes on a remote location of one of the islands, lets just put it that way.

FOOD

loads of fresh fish with a cuisine very similar to Italian 

ONE THING TO EAT

that one fast food sandwich 

 

FOR CREATIVE SPIRITS

STAY HERE:

I stayed in split but to be honest I would head to Dubrovnik next time for the upmost Romanesque vibes

VISIT HERE:

any gardens or outside city, Croatias terrain is really strange, creepy, beautiful all at the same time. its definitely one of a kind.

 

FOR DIGITAL NOMADS

WORKSPACE:

Croatia is where I lost my mind work wise and I cannot suggest using it as a base. cafes are not appropriate to work in and the cowering spaces are in awkward/ far away/ you just don't want to be there kind of places. 

 

TO HANG

OUTDOORS

all the national parks, some of the best in the world

DRINKING

drinking in public is legal, so grab a few beers and watch the sunset at one of the piers.

 

MUST & MUST NOTS

do not not not visit during the high season, its not even enjoyable

b line to the islands, the mainlands beaches are gorgeous but have an absurd highway down the enter coastline that shits on the whole experience!

OTHER BITS

the railroad down the coastline is absolutely insane

tinder game: Not unless you like bros